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Essay on the Victory Against the Dutch

Robert Wild (1609-1679) · 770 words · 3 min

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This project was conceived to clean up those books as much as possible and make them more accessible to the interested reader, leading to the creation of a massive list of variant spellings and their corrections. This was used to clean up the text, but is of course only as complete as the list itself. Because of the nature of the original transcription, some words have missing characters or places where the original language (e.g., Greek) was not transcribed. This effort does not change that. Be aware that the original transcription can also be faulty and in some cases entire sentences may be missing.

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Logan West
(with David Jonescue and Alex Sarrouf)
www.puritansearch.org

AN ESSAY Upon the late VICTORY obtained by His Royal Highness the Duke of York, Against the DUTCH, upon June 3. 1665.

GOUT! I conjure thee by the powerful Names
Of CHARLES and JAMES, and their victorious Fames,
On this great Day set all thy Prisoners free,
(Triumphs command a Goal-Delivery)
Set them all free, leave not a limping Toe
From my Lord Chancellors to mine below;
Unless thou givest us leave this day to dance,
Thou'rt not th' old Loyal Gout, but comest from France.
'It is done, my grief obeys the Sovereign Charms,
I feel a Bonfire in my joints, which warms
And thaws the frozen jelly; I am grown
Twenty years younger; Victory hath done
What puzzled Physic: Give the Dutch a Rout,
Probatum est, 'twill cure an English Gout.
Come then, put nimble Socks upon my Feet,
They shall be Skippers to our Royal Fleet,
Which now returns in dances on our Seas,
A Conqueror above Hyperbole's.
A Sea which with Bucephalus doth scorn
Less than an Alexander should be born
On her proud Back; but to a Loyal Rein
Yields foaming Mouth, and bends her curled Main:
And conscious that she is too strait a stage
For Charles to act on, swelled with Loyal Rage,
Urgeth the Belgic and the Gallick shore
To yield more room, Her Master must have more.
Ungrateful Neighbors! 'twas our kinder Isle,
With Her own Blood, made Your Geneva Style
Writ in small Print [Poor States and sore perplexed]
Swell to the [ HIGH AND MIGHTY LORD'S ] in Text;
And can ye be such Snakes to sting that Breast,
Which in Your Winter gave You Warmth and Rest?
Poor Flemish Frogs, if Your Ambition thirst
To swell to English Greatness, You will burst.
Could You believe Our Royal Head would fail
To Nod those down who fell before our Tail?
Or could Your Amsterdam by her commands,
Make London carry Coals to warm her Hands?
A bold Attempt! Pray practice it no more;
We saved our Coals, yet gave you fire good store.
It is enough; The righteous Heavens have now
Judge'd the Grand Quarrel betwixt us and you.
The Sentence is—The Surface must be ours,
But for the bottom of the Sea, 'tis yours:
Thither your Opdam with some thousands, are
Gone down to take possession of your share.
Methinks I hear great Triton sound a Call,
And through th' affrighted Ocean summon all
His scaly Regiments, to come and take
Part of that Feast which Charles Their King doth make;
Where they may glut Revenge, quit the old score,
And feed on those who fed on them before;
Whom when they have digested, who can find
Whether they are fish, or flesh, or what's their Kind?
Van-God, Van-Ling, Van-Herring will be cried
About their Streets; All Fish, so Dutchified.
Their States may find their Capers in their Dish,
And meet their Admirals in Butter'd Fish.
Thus they'll imbody, and increase their Crew;
A cunning way to make each Dutch-man two.
And on themselves, they now must feed or fast;
Their Herring Trade is brought unto its Last.

To the KING.

GReat Sir, Belov'd of God and Man, admit
My Loyal zeal to run before my Wit.
This is my Pens miscarriage, not a Birth;
Her haste hath made her bring blind Puppies forth.
My aims in this attempt, are to provoke,
And kindle flames more Noble, by my smoke;
My wisp of Straw may set great Wood on Fire,
And my weak Breath Your Organs may inspire.
Amongst those Flags y' have taken from the Dutch,
Command your Denham to hang up his Crutch:
He is a man both of his Hands and Feet,
And with great Numbers can Your Navy meet,
His quicker Eye Your Conquest can survey;
His Hand, York 's Temples Crown with flourishing Bay,
Waller (great Poet and true Prophet too)
Whose curious Pencil in Rich Colours drew
The Type of this grand Triumph for your view,
(The Fishers (like their Herrings) bleeding new)
With the same Hand shall give the World the sights
Of what it must expect when England Fights.
That Son and Heir of Pindars Muse and Fame,
Your modest Cowley, with Your Breath will flame,
And make those Belgic Beasts, who live, aspire
To fall Your Sacrifice in his pure Fire.
He shall proclaim Our JAMES great Neptune 's Wonder.
And, like a Jove, Fighting in Clouds and Thunder.

Licensed

June 16. 1665.

ROGER L'ESTRANGE.

Lindon, Printed by A. Maxwell for Fabian Stedman, at his shop in St. Dunstans Church-yard in Fleetstreet, 1665.